The apostle who reached the tomb before Peter is under investigation after receiving a positive A sample from the USADA yesterday. Pending a confirmed B sample, the apostle could face a ban from all USATF sanctioned races of at least 2 years.
“There is a lot of pressure to differentiate yourself from the other 11 apostles,” he told the New York Times. “I put my trust in the wrong person. Judas.”
Various publishers have already stated that if a B sample is confirmed they will redact all 2.5+ billion sold copies of the Bible and place an asterisk at the end of the line that credits this apostle with reaching Jesus’ tomb first.
“The USADA was very saddened to hear results of the test,” stated USADA CEO Travis Tygart. “This young man was a role model for many younger runners/apostles. To disgrace him with this penalty is terrible for our sport but in the end we are helping to preserve the integrity of our sport for years to come.”
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